Cauter Snake

Jonathan and Bryan have a game  – one quotes a movie line and the other tries to identify the movie.  They’re amazingly good at this.  They’d been playing this for a round or two on Sunday morning when the following transpired:

J: (Scratchy voice) “Hey guy, who are you?”  What’s that from?

B: I don’t know.

J: Cauter Snake.

B: Ah. I’ve never seen it.  That’s why I don’t know.

J: It’s a movie about a man finding a woman to marry.

B: Oh, it’s fantasy then?

J: And the man goes and finds a woman, and she’s perfect, and he says, (scratchy voice) “Hey.  Marry me.”

And she said, (laughing “silly person” voice) “No.  I’m already married.”

And then he found a princess and said, “Hey.  Marry me.”

And she said, “I’m through.”

And he found the last woman.  And she needed to be married.  And he said, “Hey.  Will you marry me.”

And she said, “Be my guest.”

One Response to “Cauter Snake”

  1. Wow. Thats all I can say. Wow. That’s new. :D Jonathan is awesome

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